Will Rogers
Will Rogers Wisdom
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following quotes:
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman... neither works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men: ones that learn by reading, few who learn by observation, and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta' the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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2 comments:
"Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco."
"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."
Those are awesome!
They remind of the wisdom I'd here my relatives say in southern Alabama! Man, I need to get back down there for a visit.... I haven't been in Alabama for like 6-7years!!
(btw, we're going to try and hit an Auburn game next year!)
let me know if you head this way....we got to get up...not to mention you need to see Byrons littel boy!!!!
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